Circle One before Reading:

(a) Campari and Beer;
(b) Hope from Despair;
(c) Dissolving Ethnicities within a North American Frame;
(d) None of the Above;
(e) All of the Above.

An Arab and a Jew are in a bar:
One’s drinking Campari, the other beer;
“That sure is pink,” one says. “I think you are
A douchebag fudgepacker and dumbass queer.”
“Oh, yeah,” the other says, “You know you come
From dipshit generations of buttmass;
A loser, fucktard piece of cosmic scum,
Your type’s not fit to kiss my nasty ass.”
“So let’s agree to disagree, because
We’re here, I think, to just enjoy our drinks,
And though we can for hours point to flaws,
Such manners make us both a couple dinks.”
“Yes, alchemy’s the way to go with this –
To frenemies – and ain’t this mixed drink bliss?”